From I. My wife took a leave from work after our first child and ended up getting (unintentionally) pregnant again before her leave was up. Oops. Three years later she’s still a stay at home mom. I work two jobs and come home dead tired every night.
Last night I dreamt we traded places. I had to take care of the kids and clean the house with a pink vacuum and cook dinner wearing an apron and you know what? It was the most relaxing fucking day of my life.