68, 69, 70 — Curious Fantasies (Three Short Dreams)

December 23, 2008

 

girls-kissing-old-women-12From C.

I had a dream once that my grandma, who I lived with at the time, was a lesbian and she was having lesbian sex in the back on a minivan and I was watching her and her partner.

From L.

I really just dream that someday, I won’t feel so worthless. It’s even carved into my arm…

From K.

I dreamt I was in a porta-pool, with a snorkel and goggles, happily drowning babies in there with me.


36 — The Feminine Mystique

December 1, 2008

109983743_4bf695b4e81From I.  My wife took a leave from work after our first child and ended up getting (unintentionally) pregnant again before her leave was up.  Oops.  Three years later she’s still a stay at home mom.  I work two jobs and come home dead tired every night.

Last night I dreamt we traded places.  I had to take care of the kids and clean the house with a pink vacuum and cook dinner wearing an apron and you know what?  It was the most relaxing fucking day of my life.