December 23, 2008
I had a dream once that my grandma, who I lived with at the time, was a lesbian and she was having lesbian sex in the back on a minivan and I was watching her and her partner.
I really just dream that someday, I won’t feel so worthless. It’s even carved into my arm…
I dreamt I was in a porta-pool, with a snorkel and goggles, happily drowning babies in there with me.
December 1, 2008
From I. My wife took a leave from work after our first child and ended up getting (unintentionally) pregnant again before her leave was up. Oops. Three years later she’s still a stay at home mom. I work two jobs and come home dead tired every night.
Last night I dreamt we traded places. I had to take care of the kids and clean the house with a pink vacuum and cook dinner wearing an apron and you know what? It was the most relaxing fucking day of my life.