48, 49, 50 — Dogs Barking, Sasha Fierce, There’s No Crying in Power Rangers (Three Short Dreams)

December 8, 2008

 

From M.

Last night i dreamt that the gnome i gave you was returned to me while i was in the middle of eating heavily salted and buttered rice. I was then pushed into a pink plush chair and forced to listen to dogs bark.

huh?

 

From M.

I was on a roof of a building with my fellow power rangers. I was the pink ranger along with another. Monsters appeared out of nowhere and my teammates began fighting them off. I stood there on the roof with another girl blue ranger, we didn’t want to fight. We were scared to. When the fighting was over, the red ranger came up to me and wondered, ” You can’t fight?” I replied with, “Yeah.”

Out of nowhere he charged at me with the intent to hurt me. When he came closer, out of instinct I kicked at him, and he managed to dodge it easily. ” See, you can do it if you tried.”

 

From J.

First of all, I’m a dude.  You should know this.  I’m comfortable with my dudeness. 

That being said, I had a dream I was in a white room in a unitard.  Music played, and I was suddenly flanked by two similar looking guys in unitards.  We started dancing the dance from the Beyonce video– “If You Like It Then you Should Have Put A Ring On It.”

…and we fucking owned it.


33 — Three Legged Dog

December 1, 2008

hw71From S.  Last night i had a dream that my dog’s right hind leg fell off while i was taking him for a walk. He didn’t seem to notice and he wasn’t in pain. I was so horrified it looked disgusting, I ran home with the leg to show it to my friends and tried to desperately put it back on my dog. No one seemed to be concerned by it and they said that it was meant to fall off because he didnt need that leg and was happier without it. When I woke up and took him for a walk and someone walking by asked what’s wrong with your dog’s leg?…he wasn’t limping ..weird.