48, 49, 50 — Dogs Barking, Sasha Fierce, There’s No Crying in Power Rangers (Three Short Dreams)

 

From M.

Last night i dreamt that the gnome i gave you was returned to me while i was in the middle of eating heavily salted and buttered rice. I was then pushed into a pink plush chair and forced to listen to dogs bark.

huh?

 

From M.

I was on a roof of a building with my fellow power rangers. I was the pink ranger along with another. Monsters appeared out of nowhere and my teammates began fighting them off. I stood there on the roof with another girl blue ranger, we didn’t want to fight. We were scared to. When the fighting was over, the red ranger came up to me and wondered, ” You can’t fight?” I replied with, “Yeah.”

Out of nowhere he charged at me with the intent to hurt me. When he came closer, out of instinct I kicked at him, and he managed to dodge it easily. ” See, you can do it if you tried.”

 

From J.

First of all, I’m a dude.  You should know this.  I’m comfortable with my dudeness. 

That being said, I had a dream I was in a white room in a unitard.  Music played, and I was suddenly flanked by two similar looking guys in unitards.  We started dancing the dance from the Beyonce video– “If You Like It Then you Should Have Put A Ring On It.”

…and we fucking owned it.

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