29, 30, 31, 32– Four Short Dreams

From L.  I dreamed my vagina was a lobster and it snapped at everyone.  No one would come near me.  Maybe this is a natural product of being a 23 year old Virgin.

 

From B.  I dreamed Britney Spears was Santa Claus.

 

From L.  In my dream last night I had hot sex with Jamie Lee Curtis.  She was a hermaphrodite.  

 

From P.  I had a nightmare that noone came to my funeral.  Like Eleanor Rigby.  I was in my coffin and I was so mad to be alone at my funeral.

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