42 — Dream Cat is in ur Dreamz, ur lotusboobs, etc.

found at http://whatladder.wordpress.com/2007/05/

I can’t. Stop.  Dreaming.  About.  The Internet.  

I don’t really remember when it started but I’ve been dreaming about cat macros and funny cat videos and things I’ve seen on the internet.

I dream I’m watching youtube or looking at pictures of cats.

I dream I’m looking at postsecret postcards or posting to message boards.

Ever since I saw that picture of the lotus boob on postsecret I haven’t been able to get it out of my head. I’ve been having a lot of dreams about it.  

The internet is all up in my dreams.

Lotus Boob and LolCats are what happens when I close my eyes.  

This all makes me think I might be a really vapid, boring person.

9 — Faster, Pussycat

From A.

I dreamt last night my girlfriend’s cat crawled into bed with us and tried to put the moves on me. I shoved it away but it kept coming. I kept thinking about that story in the Post about the guy who kicked his girlfriend’s cat in the head & that my girlfriend might wake up and I’d go to jail. I can’t look at the damn thing now.